G+_Henning Andersen Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Christmas is the time if year where there is a lot of good food cooking. Today I'm trying a new dish called Coffee-marinated Laptop! Recipe: 1. Take a computer and have your GF pour a cup of coffee over it (make sure it is the sticky kind with a lots of sugar, that way, the marinade will stick to the computer even better). 2. Remove batteries and powercable from the computer. 3. Use paper towels to remove as much coffee as you can. Try to not leave any paper residue on the computer. Remove the lids under the computer to access all cracks and places where there can be coffee. Also remove parts like the HDD and others. 4. Rinse the computer carefully with clean, pure water. Try to orient the computer so that water doesn't bring the coffee further inside it, but so that it flows right out again. It is important for the taste that you get all the marinade out. 5. Blow out as much water as possible, or dry it up using paper towels. 6. Set the stove at 40-50 degree Celsius hot air fan. 7. Orient the computer in a way that will let most ife that water flow or if the computer and not further inside it, and put it into the oven. Let it slow cook for 3-5 hours. 8. Marinade the computer again with electronic rinse spray. 9. Let it dry out for again, the longer the better. I recommend another 12 hours. You could possibly use the stove here as well. 10. Attach all the parts you removed. 11. Attach a battery (or if you don't have one, use a power cable). If everything was done right you can now enjoy the dish by clicking the powerbutton! P.S. The first time you make this tricky dish I recommend that you do like me and start out with a computer without battery or powercable connected, before you add the marinade, that way you minimize the risk of short cutting which can leave a bad taste! Happy holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G+_Wendell Seace Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Hmmm, I think I'll pass on this dish. Doesn't seem too appetizing. I hope the spawning of this dish was an accident and not intentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G+_Speed20 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Sounds delightful, does it come in snack size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G+_Mic Cullen Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I believe you can also buy it in tablet form... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G+_Henning Andersen Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Yes Michael Vaughn?! In my upcoming cook book I explain how to use different marinades for different sized dishes! It will also have the recipe for one if my earlier specials, the "washing machine cooked cell phone". It's important to let the phone stay in there with a lot if soap for at least 20 minutes! I actually enjoyed that dish (galaxy nexus) for 1.5 years after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G+_Speed20 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 OoOo.. Henning Andersen? I'll have to try that washing machine cooked cell phone again I tried it once about ten years ago. With a Nokia 3300(indestructible). But it came out of the wash the same way it went in, that was with me baking it at 350° for an hour with an aggressive rotisserie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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